Fat Bastard Coffee began with a simple belief: coffee should have character.
Our name is unapologetic—just like our coffee. “Fat Bastard” represents big flavor, strong personality, and a refusal to blend into the background. We’re not trying to be the most traditional coffee company. We’re creating coffee that makes an impression: rich, satisfying, and memorable from the first sip to the last.
As we grow, our goal is to stay grounded in what matters—freshly roasted coffee, honest business, great relationships, and a community of people who appreciate coffee with a little attitude. Whether you’re starting your day, fueling a long night, or sharing a cup with friends, Fat Bastard Coffee is made to show up boldly.
Fat Bastard Coffee: big flavor, bold character, no apologies.
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Artisan Roasted
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Artisan Roasted ✳︎ Bold Flavor ✳︎ No Apologies ✳︎ Smooth Taste ✳︎
"Don't let the name fool you—Fat Bastard Coffee's Cripple Creek Medium Roast is a smooth, expertly balanced crowd-pleaser. Crafted from premium South American Arabica beans, this small-batch drum roast uncovers a delightful profile of vibrant berry and rich chocolate flavor notes. It’s just good, honest coffee roasted to order and delivered straight to your door."
50 PERCENT more coffee per pod than conventional store brands. 12 FAT PODS per box. Net Weight 5.93 ounces.
"Fuel your day the American way. Fat Bastard Coffee’s Freedom 250 Dark Roast is an unapologetically bold, high-octane tribute to the land of the free. Crafted for those who demand maximum flavor from their mug, this small-batch roast delivers deep, smoky caramelization and rich dark chocolate undertones. Made to order and shipped straight to your door, it’s a smooth, low-acidity dark roast that stands strong on its own or handles a splash of cream with ease. Pour a cup and toast to freedom."
Available in Ground and Whole Bean 12 ounce bags.
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"Boring coffee is a sin—so give in to temptation. Fat Bastard Coffee’s Sinfully Delicious French Italian Blend is an unapologetically dark, high-octane roast for those who demand real punch from their morning cup. We’ve pushed this blend to the absolute limit, fusing a heavy French roast with a smoky Italian style to release a wave of rich, bittersweet cacao and deep caramelized notes.
Available in Ground and Whole Bean 12 ounce bags.